Merry Christmas! A Little Story From Cousin Shane!

That SEC Football Podcast

Michael Bratton/SEC Mike

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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Merry Christmas. Oh, help if I have a mic.
0:16.2	Merry Christmas to all.
0:18.9	To all a great night.
0:20.7	Welcome, welcome to that SEC podcast, annual tradition, the dumbest guy in the world reading a book before Christmas.
0:30.6	And before we get started, I want to thank all the cousins for a wonderful and wonderful year.
0:36.6	Thanks for hanging out with us,
0:38.8	drinking cold beard with us, watching football with us. We couldn't have done it without you.
0:44.6	So here's to you all. Merry Christmas. Last year, last year I did a night before Christmas.
0:54.7	I thought I'd mix it up with a little more complicated book.
1:00.0	And actually, my youngest picked this one out.
1:03.5	We're going with the Dr. Seuss, how the Grinch lost Christmas.
1:09.2	I thought this would be, I thought this would be an easy one.
1:13.6	But I forgot, it's like a riddle.
1:16.5	So bear with me as we get through this one.
1:20.4	So as you all pile in, I'll get started with Dr. Seuss,
1:23.8	how the Grinch lost Christmas.
1:36.0	Okay. how the Grinch lost Christmas. Up high on Mount Crumpet just north of the Hoos, a who just delivered the day's
1:43.1	Whoville news.
1:45.0	The cave on Mount Crumpet was home to the Grinch who sprung from his cave just enough plus one inch.
1:54.0	To stare down the Hooville from high above it, tomorrow was Christmas and speaking there of it.
2:00.0	My heart grinned the Grinch has grown to quite love it.
2:04.6	The Grinch, I messed up that rhyme. The Grinch had been patiently waiting all year to celebrate Christmas and bring the who's cheer.
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