Hey everybody. John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show.

It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself,

TGID. Thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully

obsess you in the same way that they

obsessed me the election economics earnings calls what are they talking about on these earnings calls

we're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and i know that I listed that fourth,

but in importance, it's probably second.

I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,

but how many of them come out on Thursday?

I mean, talk about innovative.

Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.

You're listening to Comedy Central.

Now hiring.

Applebee's is offering a free appetizer when you apply for a job at their locations.

As part of their plan to hire 10,000 new team members, I don't know why I'm chuckling like this,

Applebee's last week offered free appetizers to anybody.

Jacqueline, what restaurant could lose? offered free appetizers to anybody. Hmm.

Jacqueline, what restaurant could lure you in to apply for a job knowing damn well you don't want it in exchange for one of their appetite?

What's the one place?

I would go to apple bees, cheese sticks, any of that stuff.

I would eat it. I am serious. Don't say any of that stuff. I would eat it.

I am serious.

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