Mental Breakdown! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 143

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

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Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Thursdays are for the BABES!!! This week the babes are back and talking anxiety and mental heath! Chris is in a bad mood off the road! Sal can't deal with his anxiety while reading books. Guess that song! Chris talks about performing for the Navy and how he thinks the lifestyle living on the ship is. Chris did mushrooms in montauk for his birthday. Sal had a nightmare experience eating out in Montauk. Forgetting big memories! Keeping a diary is HARD! Support the sponsors to support the show!! Get your best shave ever this summer with Harry’s razors and skin care products. Get a $13 Starter Set for just $3 at harrys.com/HEYBABE. That’s harrys.com/HEYBABE for a $3 Starter Set. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code HEYBABE for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code HEYBABE for $20 off. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed. Let therapy be your map, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE today to get 10% off your first month. That’s better HELP—H - E - L - P—dot com slash HEYBABE https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=1020b0e28c770d1e9e919328015b2d&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe¬_found=1&gor=start Sign up today at butcherbox.com/HEYBABE and use code HEYBABE to get Salmon for 3 Months.plus $20 off your first order. That’s butcherbox.com/HEYBABE and use code HEYBABE to claim this deal. Sal is on the road and coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com SEP 8, 2023 Funny Bone Comedy Club Syracuse, NY SEP 8, 2023 Funny Bone Comedy Club Syracuse, Ny SEP 9, 2023 Funny Bone Comedy Club Syracuse, NY SEP 9, 2023 Funny Bone Comedy Club Syracuse, NY SEP 29, 2023 SKyPAC Bowling Green, KY SEP 30, 2023 Taft Theatre Cincinnati, OH OCT 1, 2023 Stranahan Theater Toledo, OH OCT 13, 2023 F.M. Kirby Center for the Performing Arts Wilkes-Barre, PA OCT 14, 2023 Copeland Hall at the Grand Opera House Wilmington, DE OCT 20, 2023 Macon City Auditorium Macon, GA OCT 21, 2023 Johnny Mercer Theatre Savannah, GA OCT 22, 2023 The Classic Center Athens, GA Chris is on the road! SEP 5-6, 2023 IRVINE, CA Irvine Improv TICKETS - SEP 5 TICKETS - SEP 6 SEP 8, 2023 PORTLAND, OR Revolution Hall TICKETS SEP 9, 2023 SEATTLE, WA Moore Theatre TICKETS SEP 22, 2023 NEW YORK, NY Radio City Music Hall (7:00) SOLD OUT! SEP 23, 2023 NEW YORK, NY THE THEATER at Madison Square Garden (8:30) TICKETS SEP 30, 2023 LAS VEGAS, NV The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas TICKETS OCT 13-15, 2023 BREA, CA Brea Improv TICKETS OCT 18, 2023 LA VISTA, NE The Astro TICKETS MERCH IS HERE: https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nopreshpodcasts Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @homelesspimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi-IyHgs6RZzfi4kHmYQE3Q #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #podcast #standupcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	But it was Saturday night I guess that makes it all right and you say whatever I got to lose and honey I say
0:25.0	Little red hey babe, uh, baby, you're much too fast. Oh, oh, oh, little red hey babe. You need a love that's gonna last
0:37.7	Hey babe. Hi, we both walk purple without texting each other. Look at that purple nerple purple rain
0:46.0	Oh my god, look at that. Wait a minute. Did you suggest this song because I was wearing this shirt? It must have been
0:51.2	I didn't even know until this you oh, wow, I didn't even realize you said you look out to me
0:55.8	You said what about little red club and I said a little red hey babe. Wow, but you you did not know I was wearing this
1:00.6	I swear to God. I did it. Wow
1:02.6	See that's that's what's that's what's interesting about the human mind is we don't we don't even realize that and I just saying that
1:07.8	Forgot I forgot that I was wearing the shirt because you know what I've heard I
1:11.4	People are talking about this now people are talking
1:15.0	No, that's not a song. You don't know. You don't know what I'm saying a lot of time. I'm gonna be honest with you
1:20.1	I'm gonna be completely honest with you. I don't know much about music. I don't know this and I don't know much about
1:25.8	Comedy don't know much about
1:28.8	History don't know much
1:33.0	Biography, you know this is I
1:36.0	But I do know that I love you and if you say that you love me to what a wonderful world this it's same cook
1:45.9	I don't even know Sam cook is before what I said people are talking. What's on do you think that is I
1:52.4	Honestly thought you were singing let's give them something
1:58.8	Oh, I don't know who it is Bonnie Ray even McIntyre. Yeah, Faith Hill for Stapleton
2:04.6	What's the kid Oliver who's the kid he blew up? I don't you mean Oliver tree? What is it?
2:10.7	Oliver Anthony who's that I like I'm an Oliver tree stain so so I don't all of Anthony
2:14.5	I didn't know he's a kid. I'm seeing everywhere Joe Rogan played a song and it's got a song
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