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It's Rodch, live for the magical kingdom of Houston, Texas, 99 days before soccer's coming home.

Ah, it is incredible to be here with you tonight in this quite sumptuous Rice University, Brockman Hall for Opera.

Thank you. Rice University Brockman Hall for Opera Best Rice race since Decliffe.

Any Arsenal fans here tonight?

Any Rice Owls fans?

Hi, this is where we are in America.

Arsenal, Rice Owls.

Arsenal, massive. And we're here on this epic night.

I mean, 99 days before the Men's World Cup crashes onto these shores,

not only because I have 99 problems, but because it's a number

synonymous with this city due to that quite charismatic, ferocious man-mounting,

who became a veritable institution on the field and off it because there is generosity

for this city. Mr. JJ Watt.

I'm going to say his journey from American sports icon to Premier League obsessive, first as a fan, then as a co-owner of a Premier League team, thrills me that old, deep historical, Houston

to Burnley connection. So there can be no better night to come here to tell a multi-dimensional

story of your incredible city, this kingdom of Nolan Ryan fastballs and Mike Jones phone number.

And that great Texan, Megan the Stallion, said about this city, this is the place where the whole swag comes from.

Never has been a person with less swag in the city than me, Houston.

But this city's given you destiny's child.

Patrick Swayze and the greatest, Fabian Herzlowe.

Proper, proper Houston. By the way, that is some power trio.

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