Hello, everybody.

Welcome.

Guess who's back?

The amazing and wonderful Eleanor Goldfield.

You know what, I'm going to accept the amazing today.

If I missed you guys.

Today, she's down with amazing.

Thanks for being here, everybody.

We got a lot of important stuff to cover, and we're going to dive right into it as fascism's

fingers continue to slowly grasp the entirety of the United States.

I wasn't sure if there was, if there was,

just felt very, it felt very icky, which it does.

I just wasn't sure exactly.

Fascism does feel icky.

That is true.

I don't know, like, like when you hear finger cookies,

is that buddy?

What the hell is a finger cookie? You never heard of fingeraries? Is that a cookie made out of a finger or a cookie shaped like a finger? I guess it's loosely shaped like a finger. Loosely? How could something loosely be shaped? I mean, it doesn't like look like a real finger. All right. We're going to move on. We've already gotten way off track. Is it shaped like a stick? Then it could just as easily be called a stick cookie. Oh, for the love of God. Could we have saved this argument for later? It's an argument. See that. Macon finger cookies, witch's finger cookies. I've never seen those. No, these, like, things that are shaped kind of like that. You mean like a nut? Lady finger cookies, these things. Those are shaped like

Jenga. Also, also called Naples Biscuits. Okay. You know what? I think, here's the thing, I'm glad we have,

I know we have a lot of producers that are going to pour over this. I think they should keep all this.

Okay. Let's talk about, so I've already covered a little bit

the ongoing taking over of D.C. by Trump and the federal government and talked about the fact

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