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Hi, friends.

Welcome to the PHP.

I'm Booker.

He is Perez.

Happy Memorial Day to everybody.

We thought we'd do something different.

And, well, we'll talk for a little bit here.

Why not?

But we'll give you some of the segments from the past that we aired on our Patreon feed months back. And you want to know what they are? Well, no, not now. I want you to tell me in a second, but Patreon.com

slash Perez Hilton is the URL to go sign up. We would love it if you came. We're having a lot of fun there.

You get an exclusive episode a week, the message board that we're very active on. And if you're

a baller, there's even even a video feature if you want to watch us record the podcast, unedited

and raw. So all the stuff that I think is good that Booker cuts out of the show.

You've never watched it once. I don't need to watch it. I experience it. Yeah, but you may forget.

But you cut out stuff all the time that I think makes it better. No, I like the unfiltered. I like the

totally raw and unfiltered. Okay. Okay. What are your Memorial Day plan?

No, no, you got to tell me what the stories are.

Why? Because I want to know now.

Remember the mommy drama? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, we actually, speaking of the Patreon,

we had an update on Thursday's show for the whole mom drama. Oh, good. Yes. Well, this is timely then. Yes. Perfect. Yes. Okay. Listen to this. And then if you sign up to the Patreon, you'll get an update. So excited for that. Okay. If you didn't hear, well, you didn't if you're not a Patreon subscriber, but in the mommy drama, we took, what is it, the four moms or was it three moms? How many moms were in the mommy drama?

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