Melyssa Ford Got Jokes! “Gio You’ve Had Your Feet Up In The Air!”

THE JASON LEE PODCAST

The Jason Lee Show

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hollywood Unlocked Uncensored is back for another episode. This week all your favorite #Uncensored hosts Jason Lee, the ‘curve queen’ Melyssa Ford and even Giovanni are back for a crazy hosts episode!

The holidays are over and our hosts are back, and it was definitely an eventful break. Jason globetrotted to Hawaii, Melyssa got more than she bargained for at a fitness convention and Giovanni finally admits to the wrongdoings in his relationship!

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0:00.0	What up everybody? This is Jason Lee and this is Hollywood on Lockton Censored.
0:06.4	And I'm Melissa Ford aka the Cur of Queen.
0:08.8	Yo, what's up is your boy Giovanni.
0:10.8	Oh Lord. Yeah.
0:11.8	And to many people's dreams and nightmares, we're back.
0:14.6	Damn!
0:15.6	I can't tell you how many messages I've gotten.
0:17.4	Where are you at?
0:18.0	Can I take a day off?
0:19.1	I'm old.
0:20.4	Well, we took a little bit more than a day off.
0:22.1	How long? I feel like we just had a show a week ago.
0:24.0	Uh, no?
0:26.0	Well, we dropped a show a week ago.
0:28.0	Yeah, but we've been out since before Christmas.
0:30.0	Well, listen, to those of you that are getting ready to hate in the comments and say I talk too much
0:33.6	Geo gets hated on Melissa says fuck too much
0:36.4	You love us and then you hate us we're back and you're gonna complain anyway so
0:41.5	I'm working on less profanity please you curse like a cell
0:45.8	you do I almost said a failure there goes my new year's resolution well happy
0:50.1	new years to everybody out there and all the new year you know and all the new year new me motherfuckers I hope y'all stick through this shit because I got some new
0:56.4	year new me and me too.
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