MELR0210 #9 - 90210 "The First Time"
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
On the first episode of this week's MELR0210, our 1990's prime-time soap opera do-si-do, we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The First Time," which originally aired October 25th, 1990. This episode is a real Walsh Family Affair as Brandon's ex-girlfriend from Minneapolis, Sheryl comes to visit; Brenda babysits for her algebra teacher that she also has a crush on; Dylan does some sexy dancing with Sheryl at a hot, L.A. nightclub; we visit the robotics lab all too briefly, sans Scott; and Kelly goes through Brenda's teacher's underwear drawer! PLUS: Cindy Walsh lays awake all night wondering if her teenage son is having sex feet away!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to Melro 2.0, a side show of the We Hate Movies podcast. Please put |
| 0:43.0 | on your sunscreen and remain indoors. This is a confectionery treat and increasingly |
| 0:50.0 | dark times. I have joined as always by my good friends and co-hosts, Eric Siska. Hi. Chris |
| 1:00.0 | Kevin. I didn't know if I was supposed to say it. Chris. I'm extending the New York pause. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm extending it two weeks. Andrew Jupin. Yo. And I am Steven Sedeck as I did not say earlier. Hi, |
| 1:19.0 | Steven. Hi. How's it going? Let me take a pause and talk to you in a second. Pause. You can pause, |
| 1:25.0 | but don't you idle or Billy Idol will come after you. Oh shit. Yeah. Do Billy Idol should have |
| 1:30.0 | been the gym teacher on their show. Oh, that could have worked out swimmingly. We do have a mention of a |
| 1:36.0 | gym teacher will get to later. Oh, Jesus Christ Brenda. This is the first time. By the way, |
| 1:45.0 | this is Beverly Hills, 902 and oh, we do Beverly Hills, 902. And on Mondays, on Thursdays, |
| 1:49.0 | we drop a Melrose place here. We're back in high school again. Adjust your backpacks. It is the |
| 1:56.0 | first time original air date, October the 25th, 1990. This is a sexy episode. I got a good |
| 2:03.0 | good. It's a very sexy episode. We're finally getting the sexy kids that Steve promised. And like |
| 2:09.0 | every fucking episode now, it starts with Brenda and Brandon flirting half clothed. Dude, |
| 2:15.0 | I am waiting for the fucking insane tab on porn hub to open up on this fucking show, dude. These |
| 2:21.0 | should start like the this hang out with your sister shirtless when you're 16 and she's like |
| 2:26.0 | barely dressed too. It's the shared bathroom. I'm not into Brenda. We got to practice kissing. |
| 2:32.0 | Well, honestly, it's like I think the thing is like it's cool. They're twins. They're like |
| 2:38.0 | they're half of the same entity. So really they just be kissing themselves. It's |
| 2:45.0 | ringers over here. Yeah, it's just masturbation. If you're if you're twins and you fuck your |
| 2:49.0 | twin, it's really just masturbation. Exactly right. No, no, Brenda. We just we watch each other |
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