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MELR0210 #35 - 90210's "Home Again" & Melrose Place's "Peanut Butter and Jealousy" (PREVIEW)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

On this month's trip to So-Cal in the early 90's, the guys bask in the sun and do some shopping as the Walsh's make some crappy moving decisions and the crew over at the Place dodge a gross husband and attend the absolute worst surprise party in history! If you want to give a listen to the full, nearly two-hour episode, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content!

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0:00.0

So then we get treated to the most tense carousel scene. This side of stranger's not

0:17.6

a trade. Oh my god. Oh my god. I just my my ass was clenched the whole time. I'm

0:27.4

doing it like, Hey, I want to give you a gift. And he's like, Oh, great. Where's my

0:31.4

gift? She's like, you have to come on. You have to come for a ride first. And he's

0:35.8

like, Okay, awesome. We got to, I hope it's a magic juke. We got to get you in the saddle.

0:44.0

And he's like, so where is this gift? Is it, uh, is it a watch? Is it a belt? Is it a

0:53.2

series of shoes? What is the gift? It's my peach print. Yeah, this is a, I'm sorry, this

1:01.4

is on succumbent. She needs to have a cardboard like ready to go saying, I want you to

1:06.2

fuck me. No, we're dealing with because because we as the audience, and this is why this is

1:11.3

why this is awful, right? Because we know from the ask at the peach pit, what the deal is,

1:18.4

right? Of course. Brandon, one of the dumbest humans ever birthed, has no idea, right?

1:24.8

And the, and the problem is, Andrea can't get the words out. So it's like, Brandon has no clue.

1:30.7

She can't fucking say what she means. And we're stuck in the middle dying on the inside.

1:35.6

While she says things like, this is making me so nervous. And then, and then he guessed, he

1:42.3

tries to guess and he goes, because she says something like the gift is right here and he goes,

1:46.3

what the horse? And she goes, I'm giving you the person on my horse.

1:55.5

How was Donna the one diagnosed with learning disabilities? And I say that as someone who was

2:01.2

diagnosed with learning disabilities. Absolutely. Because Brandon is so fucking thick, dude. And

2:07.6

it's not even like he's like just such an innocent kid. He's fucking on the reg. Like you have to

2:11.6

understand what this lady is after. It's just insane. It's just utter madness. You talk to her

2:18.7

every day of your life. And she is constantly drooling on your dick. And you're just like,

2:25.0

oh no, she just like strolling there. She's like a wandering dog that just sniffing my crotch.

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