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Hello, remain indoors. Welcome to our quarantine side show Melro 2.0. It's another week of quarantine, you guys. You excited about that?

I love it. Yeah. Yeah. I am here as always with my two best friends. Uh oh, Eric Siska.

Oh, we just take the gun out of my mouth. Uh, where week eight, is that it? I think we're on week eight here, Mel. Yeah. And uh, Andrew Jupin. Yo, uh, Chris cabin, uh, is always in our hearts, but not in our ears. Um, so we're just going to push on without him. He's fine. We promise.

Dude, you can't wake up. He's having, he's having dental surgery. He's not. He's missing and pursuing dead update. Chris cabin has been found in a ditch.

Upgrade. This guy, uh, Mr. Dan Zell's got a real uh, uh, stack vibe. He does a stack voice. Uh, we were talking about, uh, it's Monday. So we're talking about Beverly Hills 902 and a season one episode six higher education, original air date.

November the 15th, 1990. This is kind of a regularish episode. It's, it's almost too regular. It's a little too regular. And I'll tell you what I got a big problem with right up front, man. You can't tell me that this sexy teen nighttime so proper has an episode called higher education. And it is not about someone smoking weed.

I was sitting here like I got a couple things wrong with this title. So question for the two one oh head Steve Saydak. Do they ever address marijuana in this series?

Oh, that's a great question. I don't, uh, when Tiffany Ember Theson's shows up, um, she smokes pot in the wall chasel. Oh, fuck. Jim, Jim, I don't know about that.

Yeah, it's a lot of that oil. She's 19. I guess you could do what she wants, but oh, that smells funny. What is she some like cow fucker cousin or something?

Yeah, she is like a cow fucker, not a cousin, but like a friend from home that had it rough. And now she moves out with the washes and blah, blah, blah. It's like, oh, you know, weird. Brenda's gonna go off to Paris and live her dreams. We're just gonna replace her with another woman.

In the house. Oh, weird. When she left, it just so happened that our cool cousin Roy was a big town. Hey, Mr. W.

It's just so naked and so amazing. Uh, so yeah, this episode is about, uh, we're talking about cheating on this two two stories. Brandon is in a very tough class with Mr. Denzel, uh, not Mr. Denzel Washington. I wish that's what I was.

The name placard spoiled it for me though. It's crazy spells it differently. Oh, he does. It's Danzel Danzel. Okay, I will say it. Danzel.

And Brenda's story is she wants to fuck Dylan real bad Dylan kind of lets it go that he likes blondes and then hilarity sort of ensues and some sexiness.

Uh, definite sexy this man. I had my radar out for really. Where was the sexy?

Uh, the motor cycle scene, which we're gonna get to do. Yeah, dude, so serious foration. Yeah, there's, yeah. Yeah, but you don't want to shine your balls for this episode.

All right, we'll get there. You know, it's sexier for you guys. I wanted a little steamier, but it's fine. It's a light flirtation. So, uh, we kind of just open up at the peach, but we have a full on peat.

Steerier, dude. Steerier interior. Welcome to this fucking haunted diner. My god. Just playing like wow.

It is like straight out of fucking David Lynch once again.

All of us lost souls gather here at the peach pit to order the pie we used to get in the 50s. Oh, yes. Welcome to the peach pit.

Aka dead man's diner. Brandon, you've always been here. Oh, in the kitchen, uh, Nat is blowing a man in a dog costume.

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