Hello, welcome to SmartList. I am Jason Bateman, one of the less smart hosts. Even less

smart is Will Arnett and truly Domichan Hayes. We each have invited, well, one of us invites

a guest per week. The other two don't know who that person is. Some of it's going to be

funny. Hopefully you won't cry and hopefully you learn a little something. So let's get started.

Don't threaten me with the record button, okay? I'm gonna give a shit if we're recording right now.

We're doing a podcast and I'm having my candy. Uh-oh, what is it today, Will? It's always Reese's

Reese's peanut butter cups. God help us. Not sorry. It wasn't on the first episode. It was

Cadbury. Oh, it's not. How many of those do you eat during the show? How many of those do you

eat? I don't know, Sean. How many of you know that's you, dude? That's what you sound like. Oh,

moody, you know, God, that's weird because I can hear myself in my headphones. I don't know.

The subject is how much chocolate do I eat? I don't know. Look at his face. I would say four.

Hey, um, are especially because you're going to be really excited about this. Our special guest

is a eight time congressperson from the state of Illinois. What? Probably not properly said.

A graduate time congressperson. Congressperson. Graduate of Oxford University in Oxford,

England. Also a current professor emeritus at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

Who is this? Please say hello to our guest Melissa McCarthy. Thanks for doing just everything

I'm not really so it's like, I love that. I guess is the funniest person I know I think. I think

you're the funniest person I know. Melissa, to me, you are all of those things. You are.

We thank you. I'll just say she's one of my favorite people in the whole world.

The whole world. You're one of my honestly. You're really doing a center part, Bateman.

Well, listen, I'm not putting, I haven't put product in my hair since March 15th.

And so what you're getting a chance to see is the true water buffalo and I'm like you with longer hair.

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