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Dear Reality, You're Effed!

Melissa and Hannah Divulge The Details Of Leaving Reality TV In Scandal

Dear Reality, You're Effed!

YEA MEDIA GROUP

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8934 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

They have more then their daughters names in common - they both exited reality TV with major headlines. This week they swap horror stories and baby tips!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, networks.

0:06.7

Dear diary. I've been going out with Bose since midday yesterday. My mom is such a bitch. I'm not dumping either of them. I'm going to keep

0:16.7

them both hanging on. Cassie Smith is the most unpopular girl in school. Suck shit, bitch.

0:23.8

God, why am I such a bitch?

0:26.3

Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Dear Diary,

0:30.0

Your Aft, season two entering the fucked up 20s

0:36.9

with myself and my gorgeous best friend Miss

0:40.2

Jenna Gray.

0:41.3

Hi.

0:42.4

Here to help me out with piecing together my 20s,

0:46.1

because let's be honest.

0:47.7

Tequila and who fucking remembers your 20s?

0:50.4

It's true, it's true. Thank goodness for Mike's face and Facebook. true. Thank goodness for my face and Facebook.

0:54.0

Yeah, exactly.

0:55.0

Oh, those memories that come up on Facebook, I tell you what.

0:59.0

Embarrassment.com.

1:01.0

Exactly.

1:02.0

So, um, so I've actually arrived back in Sydney you have after seven weeks away like who has like who has that kind of a holiday? I know. Well, it was like a

1:16.0

Okay, yeah, it was a seven-week holiday. It was a seven-week holiday. I'm like how do you say like an extended holiday? It still has the word holiday in it. Yeah, yeah. And I flew back in in a moon boot with a broken foot after trying to be funny and sexy, both of which I am not.

1:36.9

So yeah, lesson learned.

1:39.3

Never try and be funny and sexy at the same time.

1:41.7

As look, you can't have it all.

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