Melania Brings a Robot to the White House & RFK Jr. Did What to a Dead Raccoon? | Eiza González

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

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🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Josh Johnson dives into Markwayne Mullin replacing DHS shopaholic Kristi Noem, Trump scrutinizing Mullin's Native American-ness, Dr. Oz flashmobbing his way into "reduced health expenditures," Melania replacing her husband with a humanoid, and an RFK Jr. story about a raccoon penis that you can’t unhear. Troy Iwata dives into international news that's making America look a little less crazy: Danish politicians get steamy with voters in the sauna, a French town’s mayoral race comes down to Hittler vs. Zielinski, Kenya halts an ant colony trafficking scheme, and Kim Jong Un is girl-dadding his daughter into dictatorship, and it's all "So Not Our Problem!" Actor Eiza González sits down with Josh to discuss her latest film, “Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice." González expresses her excitement stepping into a comedy role, and playing a fun and quirky femme fatale opposite James Marsden and Vince Vaughn. Plus, she opens up about becoming an overnight success as a child actor in Mexico and how her career changed when she immigrated to the U.S. “For me to be able to cross over to America from Mexico City, a full immigrant, and be able to work in this country is an honor and to be able to represent my culture is meaningful and very important for me.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.5	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only sorts for news.
0:13.7	This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.
0:30.1	Wow! Josh Johnson. Welcome to the Daily Show.
0:32.5	I'm Josh Johnson.
0:33.7	We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:36.2	Melania solves the female loneliness epidemic.
0:39.3	Dr. Oz leads the world's least exciting parade,
0:42.3	and there is an RFK Jr. raccoon penis story
0:46.3	that will leave you saying,
0:48.3	I wish I didn't hear that RFK Jr. raccoon penis story.
0:52.3	So let's get into another edition of the worst wing.
1:01.6	What a bunch of losers.
1:07.5	Let's kick things off with Homeland Security, which used to be led by Christy Noem
1:11.6	until she was asked to hand in her gun,
1:13.6	her badge, and her keys to her f*** plane.
1:16.6	Even though Noam is gone,
1:21.6	we're still finding out more about her time at DHS,
1:24.6	including the $20,000 she spent on a horse rental for a TV ad.
1:31.3	Which is crazy. Horses don't even use money.
1:36.3	What do they need $20 grand for?
1:38.3	But now she's gone.
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