From Hollywood, Gold Gate Tooth Pounder presents the Mel Blank Show with Mary Jane Croft, Joe Kern, Jerry Hausner, Hans Conry, the sportsman, Victor Miller, and his orchestra,

and starring the creator of the voice of Bugs Bunny.

What's up, Doc?

Yes, Colgate Toothpourter for a breath that's sweet and teeth that sparkle brings you the Mel Blank show,

with Mel playing his new character, Zuki.

Hello, everybody, hello everybody, hello everybody.

Hi.

And starring himself in person, Mel Blank.

Hi, folks.

Aga, Oga, Oga, Bo, Bo, Bo, Oga. Thank you. I'm nother. I'm a lot of the other than the way. Oh, Well, it's Christmas Eve, and in Mel Blank's little town,

all the I'll let it go until the last minute, Swains, are feverishly buying gifts for their girlfriends.

In the furriers, we hear...

This is a beautiful fur coat. Fine, I'll take it with me.

And further down the street, we hear...

This is a beautiful handbag. Good. Wrap it up for me.

And still further down the street, where Mel Blank is engaged in getting a gift for his girlfriend, Betty, we hear...

This is a beautiful watch.

Thanks, but can't you loan me more than $5 on him?

So Mel pawned the watch, and now we find him back in the fix-it shop figuring up the amount he has for Betty's gift.

Now, let's see, I borrowed five, I pawned the watch for five. I closed out my savings account at the bank. That's another dollar.

Eleven dollars. What can I get, Betty? Oh, I know. Every time I go to her house and we sit in the parlor, the lights go out. I ought to get her a flashlight.

No, a flashlight isn't a gift for a woman. It isn't a gift for a man either. It's really a gift for an usher.

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