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Hello, lo, lo, lo, hello, hello, hello, hello, welcome to the naughty but nice show. I'm your head's to Rump, and it's Thursday, which means our dear friend who's freshly showered, I believe. Mark Lupo joined us. Hey, Leopi, you look very, very dapper today. Lopi, Louie was here, and thank you very much. I did shower for you this morning. I knew. You like to be clean, Mark. I do. I really do. It's your thing. You like to be clean. I think you told me once and it might be a little bit too much information at the top of the show. But if you meet somebody cute at a bar and you go back for a kiss and a cuddle, you like a quick shower first. I do. Because hygiene is so important to me. If you have bad breath, if you smell, I'm out. It doesn't work.

Is this because of Doris, your mommy, the dentist? I think it might be. That's what it is. We've got Doris to thank for your cleansing us. So Mark is currently in a relationship, but if he wasn't and you met him in a bar, please be clean. Please.

Okay.

Public service announcement.

Done.

Let's jump into the show.

One time is it, my friends, it is?

Tea time.

Big story at the top of the show.

Megan Markle made a secret trip to the UK.

Can you get your head around that?

Not totally true.

What happened is that her plane had to stop at Heathrow Airport.

So she was flying back to Los Angeles from Geneva where she made that speech about online bullying,

which has had a little bit of a backlash because the day before she did post a picture of an order of all the time.

They're going to not.

Like, really? Really? Like you're going to post a picture of little daughter of all the time. Megan, not a do not. Like, really? Really? Like, you're going to post a picture of little, little bit of her hair so red, oh, it's gorgeous, a mane of red hair, I'm staring at it. But then I did realize, well, within 24 hours, Megan is going to be doing a speech about online bullying with children. So it's just, you know, You can square it by saying this is how you put children on because their faces are not on. But it's just a messy conversation for her to have that she didn't need to have. She didn't need to post that picture. Well, Megan's posted again because nobody knew this. You can't apparently fly directly from Geneva to Los Angeles. Guess where you have to stop? Mark, London,

Thithrow Airport. Now, the reason we know about this is the folks at British Airways,

they left her a sweet note. They were excited. It's the Duchess of Sussex, and they left her a lovely note. It was a wedding anniversary. She took a picture of the note. She posted it. Now these

British Airways people are like, what is

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