Hello and welcome to the 2025

inaugural nerve awards.

I am your host, Maureen Callahan.

I'm here with my co-host, Teddy Van Halen.

And now is the long-awaited time to give proper recognition to all those recidivists who really have it coming.

In fact, we've actually furloughed some of our top repeat offenders to join us here on set, even if just in effigy.

We've got Bill Maher, who really, really made it clear how much he hates red lingerie.

We've got Violet Affleck from her masked up appearance at the UN.

And we've got Greta Thunberg with her bangs.

Marlena got Greta's bangs.

We've also got Megan Markle's Psycho Vision Board, which allegedly existed long before she ever met Harry.

And we have our Stedman Graham crime board. It's our homeland board of his last known whereabouts and our prime suspects in his disappearance.

And we have an update here because this has gone from a search

and rescue mission to a search and recovery mission.

We all know what that means and we're going to have a, we're going to go live with

what we understand is a secret mission that may or may not involve the United States

military to recover Stedman's remains.

Now, of course, it would not be the Nerve Awards without other categories that no other

award show would ever dream of conceiving, let alone, doling out. So are you ready?

Teddy, are you ready? Are you ready? Let's go. Do you second guess the nutrition, taste,

and sustainability of the seafood that you bring home?

Introducing Wild Alaskan. Their seafood is 100% wild caught, never farmed, which means no antibiotics, GMOs, or additives.

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