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Hello, Alo, Alo, Alo, hello. Welcome to the naughty but nice.

I'm your host, Rob Schueter, and it's Monday.

And guess who is back?

It's a treat.

Ah, dear friend, Garrett Vogel, are you there, Garrett?

Rob, Shooter.

Let me tell you, if, for all the naughty's listening, right, if you're looking for a great job,

come to the naughty but nice podcast, their vacation schedule is tremendous. I mean, I feel

like I'm in the UK on holiday. That's how long we've been off. Like, I mean, look at you.

You've aged beautifully like a fine wine. You're like Benjamin Button going back in time. I mean, I haven't seen. Come here. Kiss the Zoom screen.

All right. Look at you. Welcome back, my friend. We've missed you terribly. It's been a minute. I was talking to some of the other co-hosts. And what we were saying, which is, I think, part of the success of the show,

were a really diverse bunch. And Garrett, out of the five of us, the six of us, if you include me,

you're the only married person on the show with children. And that is a big part of your life. And so

when you get a holiday, when it's a federal holiday, for you, you're with the

kids. It's not really a day off. Like for me, when there's a federal holiday, when I'm not at work,

I'm not doing anything. You have this amazing, but let me say, very demanding job. Well, yeah,

you know, and it's one you definitely signed up for and there's, you know,

you don't get paid much, but you get paid in, in love and, uh, it's like a stock. You know,

you invest in the stock and you sit there and you watch it grow and, uh, or like a chia pet. You add

some water and you just sit back and watch it grow tremendously and then take over your house pretty much.

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