Ritchin Radio begins in 3, 2, 1.

I want to warn the old tree and tell them that we loved them.

I've looked at clear cuts in burnt forests and I felt outraged.

We are the crowning glory of God's creation and all of nature was made for us.

Nature is more productive because of us, not less.

It's time for wretched Radio with Todd Freel.

With anticipation.

It's the Wretched Radio Mail Call, Delivery Bag, Q&A,

Infertainment, Nationwide Extravaganza,

featuring your voicemails, correspondences, communicates, dispatches, memorandums,

and missus.

Any special message for all the kids watching at home?

What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country.

You have 1,200 messages.

It is a bit above average.

Now here's your host, Todd,

freakishly tall, freel.

The mail is here!

Ooh, this is Wretched Radio.

Really looking forward to whatever you have to say.

Well, pretty much within reason.

Any questions, comments, can under snark.

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