mediocre 767 (go ruck yourself)

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Eric Tomorrow

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🗓️ 13 April 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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one week left to get a shirt. a pillowcase full of walnuts. where is my g2. tube dog. mediocre university. WWII history with eric. go frank yourself. jonesin for a moishy. peefoot charlie. jw tumbles. please force. patt gets a complex. then frank does. clojo rn. totally caught up on the voicemails. jimmy's junkets for rampage. go get in on the shirt preorder at mediocreshow.com thank you to all the new and old scorpions. www.mediocreshow.com voicemail line: 484.381.0666 twitter: @themediocreshow @erictomorrow @theworkfrank subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue. mediocre show PO box 1303 west chester pa 19380

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0:00.0	You haven't eaten anything? I had walnuts. No, I have not had first lunch. That's weird. You usually by now, you usually have...
0:08.4	My wife bought a fucking bag of walnuts at Costco. Yeah. They're the size of my pillow.
0:14.0	Yeah, so I filled up, I filled up a pillow case.
0:17.2	You could.
0:18.8	What is it, 767, right?
0:20.2	I didn't write my shit down. I filled up a quart that's about zip block bags and you know how much you love those yeah I filled up a court size quarter gallon court court court
0:30.8	court court court weird why who uses court size when you're trans Court, Court, Court. Court. Why?
0:33.0	Who uses court size?
0:34.0	When you're transporting a fucking week's worth of walnuts, a quart bag will do you?
0:39.0	Really? Not a gallon?
0:40.0	You wouldn't go gallon?
0:41.0	I wouldn't go gallon? I wouldn't.
0:42.0	I wouldn't like walnuts. How many more nuts? I'd like walnuts enough, but not one gallon and bagged enough of walnuts.
0:46.0	I don't even forget, I forget what I was fucking saying. Oh, so she...
0:49.5	bag of nuts. I filled up a quart bag a quart
0:54.4	That seems like not enough for a week. We'll just say it's a gallon. Thank you all right. So I need
1:01.6	Just for gallon.
1:02.5	Yeah, but you know like a smaller gallon.
1:05.0	Like a quarter of the size of a gallon roughly.
1:08.3	How many pints of nuts in a quart bag that's being called a gallon. What is it 67?
1:14.4	767. I still haven't even written down that, wrote down.
1:18.8	You are philosophy today. I am. I'm low blood sugar. But anyway what I was saying it's not even that
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