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mediocre 704 (hamtastic voyage)

mediocre show

Eric Tomorrow

Punk, Louis Ck, Mediocre Podcast, Tomorrow, Philadelphia, Philadelphia Podcast, Maron, Pennsylvania, Mediocre, Show, Comedy, Morning Show, Talk Radio, Metal, Eric

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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corsage and monocle. the hammery. coming of the hams. ham is afoot. 25 mins on ham. what ales ya podcast. weight loss challenge. late night tacos. christmas shirts and metal detectors. dr carnitas and his new lady. who the hell doesn't like rice crispy treats? idiots. 11 shows a week. thank you to all the new and old scorpions. www.mediocreshow.com voicemail line: 484.381.0666 twitter: @themediocreshow @erictomorrow @ladytomorrow @seeyounexttroy @theworkfrank subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue. mediocre show PO box 1303 west chester pa 19380

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0:00.0

We should just be wearing corsages every day.

0:03.0

Why?

0:04.0

This could be fancy.

0:05.0

Why?

0:06.0

That's your level.

0:07.0

That's what you deemed to be fancy.

0:08.0

I think, well, the angle looks great.

0:10.0

There's a lot of extra you wall, but that's do you put something on that wall no no it's fine okay

0:16.7

but what why is it why is your level of fancy you're in you I don't think when I was a little boy dude I swear to God I'm not making this up and it's just a stream of consciousness because I was like

0:25.7

Chris Rogers would be fancy but when I was little every time I wore a sport jacket I would have to wear a corsage I would have my boat I would have to wear a corsage. I would have my boat. I would make my mom.

0:35.4

So it was you started. It wasn't like mom's like, oh, it would look really cute if you had this.

0:40.3

I think maybe what happened was like I was getting a photo taken or something like that right but the thing that had the

0:45.2

little buttonhole right in the lapel something had to go in there and it was like

0:50.0

artificial flowers I would you're always obsessed with putting stuff at holes I am to the

0:54.4

point where certain ones are just ruined on me yeah just rotted like reamed out that's mostly

1:00.0

stuff coming out of it yeah then going in going in. So in your estimation, Corsages is like that's a bee's knees.

1:06.4

Yeah, you can't get fan.

1:07.4

If you're wearing a Corsage, you're going somewhere fancy.

1:09.1

What about a top hat and a monocle?

1:10.8

That's fancy.

1:11.6

That is fancy, but I don't know. I wear glasses so a

1:13.9

monocle will be weird because then only one of my eyes would see or the

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