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Hey everyone, I'm Megan Kelly. Welcome to the Megan Kelly show and Happy Friday. We made it,

right? You're having that feeling. We made it. So, so happy to have with me today. Dave Rubin,

my pal, and host of the Rubin Report, Dave, great to have you back. How are you?

Megan, I'm doing well. You know, before we get going here on, you know, the serious issues

of the day that I know we have to cover. I have to tell you that right now, I'm missing a very

important appointment to be with you because my dog Clyde, who when you came to my house,

jumped on you, almost knocked you down. You loved dogs. You didn't mind. You were cool

with it. But he is being trained downstairs right now. I'm supposed to be in the training,

but I said, no, Clyde, you're going to have to figure this out on your own. I am with

Megan Kelly right now. So that next time you come here, he will not ball you. Let me tell you

something. I'm so jealous because I have thunder. She's a good girl. She's going to be

three. And then she was so good. We said, wouldn't two be even better? And along came

little strudwig. Same dog, you know, their English labs. He's a red, she's a yellow. And

he is a delightful, adorable, loving, menace. He's such a menace. Oh my God, he's so

bad, Dave. So bad. And we sent him away to military camp. He had to go to military school.

And he came back and he was amazing for a week. And then he lost it after a week.

Totally lost it. I thought about doing it. We discussed it. Are we just going to send him

a gift for a while, but we're going to try to do it here. He's three also. And he's been

great for two years. But something about, as you know, we moved to Florida, something about

the lizards out on the streets. I think there's so many lizards out here in Aguana's

and peacocks and squirrels and also it's just he's on it. So we're just we're going to work

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