Media Purchase Terms and Conditions

Boring Books for Bedtime Readings to Help You Sleep

Sharon Handy

Mental Health, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Let's click "I agree" to the mind-numbing powers of legalese with this reading of the Terms and Conditions that accompany every purchase from a rather famous media company. After all, it's not like you were going to read it yourself.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good evening and welcome to boring books for bedtime. I hope tonight's installment provides all the boredom your busy brain needs to quiet down and let you get some sleep for once. So lie back,
0:18.0	adjust your volume. Take a nice deep breath and off we go.
0:25.0	Tonight we're reading something a little more modern than usual, but so boring that none of us read it before clicking a box that says I have read this and I agree.
0:38.0	We're reading the Apple Media Services Terms and Conditions.
0:44.0	Let's begin.
0:46.0	Apple Media Services, Terms and Conditions.
0:51.0	These terms and Conditions create a contract between you and Apple, the agreement.
0:59.4	Please read the agreement,
1:05.0	click Agree.
1:09.6	A Introduction to our Services
1:14.0	This agreement governs your use of Apple Services,
1:18.0	the Services, through which you can buy, get, license, rent, or subscribe to media, apps, and other in-app services
1:30.3	or content. Our services are iTunes Store, App Store, Apple Books, Apple Music, and Apple News.
1:44.0	Our services are available for your use in your country of residence or home country.
1:51.0	To use our services you need compatible hardware, software, latest version
1:59.2	recommended and sometimes required, and internet access fees may apply.
2:07.0	Our services performance may be affected by these factors.
2:12.0	B. by these factors. Be using our services.
2:17.0	Payments, taxes and refunds.
2:22.0	You can acquire content. taxes and refunds.
2:23.0	You can acquire content on our services for free or for a charge,
2:28.0	either of which is referred to as a transaction.
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