Meanwhile | Taco Bell Haircut, Taylor Swift is a Billionaire

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Meanwhile… A Taco Bell employee was spotted getting a haircut at work, rapper Lil Wayne’s wax figure is terrifying, Pepper X is the world’s hottest chili pepper, New York City has fewer rats than LA and Chicago, our dear friend Taylor Swift is officially a billionaire, Doordash warned customers to tip or get their food late, and fake cops are pulling people over in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	On CBS, when we last left ghosts, it was a cliffhanger to die for.
0:04.0	Oh my God! What? I think one of the ghosts just left.
0:07.5	What? Who? I have no idea.
0:10.0	CBS, this Thursday. Why they make us wait for answer.
0:13.4	Call the cliffhanger.
0:14.8	We'll finally learn which of our dearly departed.
0:17.6	Departed.
0:18.6	I'll check the library.
0:19.6	Okay, I'll check the kitchen.
0:21.5	I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there find out when ghosts returns this
0:26.1	Thursday on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus It's the late show, hot show with Stephen Colbay.
0:39.0	Folbain, I spend most of my time right over there
0:42.2	auditioning the day's finest news
0:44.0	oboes the most topical story violas cellos and bassoons then subjecting them to a
0:49.8	rigorous rehearsal schedule until I am ready to debut an exquisily hypnotic and dizzying
0:54.3	interpretation of Moller's Fifth Symphony that is my monologue. But sometimes I
0:59.1	wake up under a broken baby pool in the forest which I flip over and jam a broom handle into with some jute twine I strip and to a raccoon's mouth to fire up the feral backwoods skiffle band of news that is my segment.
1:16.0	Meanwhile. Meanwhile, in fast food news, this photo has gone
1:30.0	in fast food news, this photo has gone viral of a Taco Bell employee giving another a haircut inside the restaurant's kitchen.
1:38.6	Okay, that is not right. Calling Taco Bell a restaurant.
1:48.0	Legally, it's a meat slurry distribution depot.
1:55.0	Meanwhile, Southwest Airlines has shown the bizarre items passengers have checked his baggage, from a pool noodle to a stuffed giraffe, whereas Spirit Airlines list included
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