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It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know that I spend most of my time roaming the news forest,

felling only the finest, most mature story wood, handshaping it and boring it.

Then adding a pure silver offset, G&E mechanism and Andrew Oxley head joint to craft for you,

the exquisite Trevor James, Grinnell Dila flute that is my monologue.

But sometimes I'm slapped awake by a fairground possum,

jam a discarded pixie stick into a phantacan bong,

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