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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile | Ohio’s Pringles Pooper, NASA’s Missing Tomato

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Someone is leaving loaded Pringles cans all around Ohio, Subway is introducing a footlong chocolate chip cookie, British authorities took Mountain Dew and Swedish Fish off store shelves, a statue of President Lincoln is missing its bronze hat, and astronauts on the International Space Station finally found a tomato that went missing months ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

With everything else on your plate, grocery shopping can be a bit of a faff.

0:04.0

So whether it's a big bowl of feel-good greens, a heartwarming feast to warm your bones,

0:08.3

or something indulgent to celebrate, well, you.

0:11.6

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0:15.2

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0:19.5

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0:25.0

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0:28.0

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0:30.0

Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss.

0:41.0

They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.

0:47.0

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore,

0:56.8

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

1:00.1

It's the Late Show, poncho with Stephen Colbay.

1:09.5

Folbain, folks, if you watch the show,

1:10.8

and I hope you do, I spend most of my time right over there carefully

1:15.0

plotting the day's biggest news onto the most topical story graph, factoring in the parameter

1:19.4

space of quadratic polynomials and creating the set of values of C defined in a complex

1:24.6

plane for which one function does not diverge to infinity when iterated but a

1:29.3

second sequence remains bounded an absolute unit to present to you the beautiful and endlessly

1:34.4

fractalated Mandelbroat set that is my monologue but sometimes just just

1:40.2

sometimes folks while throwing bricks through the windows of an abandoned orphanage, a stray donkey kicks me in the face to create the explosion of head trauma-induced eyeball sparkles of news that make up my segments.

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