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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey friends Ted Danson here and I want to let you know about my new podcast

0:05.4

It's called where everybody knows your name with me Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson

0:10.4

Sometimes doing this podcast is a chance for me and my good Bud Woody

0:15.3

to reconnect after Cheers-wrapped 30 years ago.

0:18.2

Plus we're introducing each other to the friends we've met since,

0:21.4

like Jane Fonda, Conan O'Brien, Eric Andre, Mary Steen virgin, my

0:26.0

wife, and flee from the red-hot chili peppers. And trust me, it's always a great hang

0:30.9

when Woody's there. So why wait, listen to where everybody knows your name,

0:35.0

wherever you get your podcasts.

0:37.0

It's the Late Show Poets!

0:40.0

It's the Late Show Hot Show with Stephen Colbay.

0:49.0

Folbain, folks, if you watch this show,

0:51.0

then of course you know that I spend most of my time right over there

0:53.5

sourcing the day's finest news marble and imperial porphyry to wreck the most

0:58.1

topical loges designed by Bramante and adorned with Raphael frescoes and Delarobia Statuary all wrapped around the

1:05.7

Cortil de Sisto Chinkuay to receive you in the spectacular Apostolic Palace

1:11.2

Aportominto Pontifitio.

1:14.0

That is my nightly monologue, but sometimes just sometimes folks.

1:18.0

I crash a stolen bootlegers ATV into a garbage pit where a lash a broken baby pool to a busted porta potty door and

1:24.4

then seal the cracks with a paste made of ground-up drywall and half a can of grape shasta

1:29.2

so I can cower inside the bandit spackle shack of news.

1:32.9

That is my segment.

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