Meanwhile… Gov’t ID Needed For Adult Websites In LA | Guinness Raises Pint Prices In Ireland

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Meanwhile… People in Louisiana now need to show proof of age to access adult content online, a pigeon wearing a backpack was caught smuggling meth into a prison, Bailey’s Irish Cream drinkers are being urged not to pour the liquor down their drains, and beer drinkers in Ireland are outraged after Guinness raised the price of a pint of stout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.
0:09.0	Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there.
0:12.0	Pain's stakingly mixing the day's biggest news stories like
0:15.0	azureite indigo and lapis lazuli.
0:17.0	In contrasting hues of light and dark,
0:20.0	using cheer a scurro perfectly capturing the light fall off,
0:23.0	providing my camera obscura to create for you,
0:26.0	the Vermeer masterpiece that is my nightly monologue,
0:29.0	but sometimes I hand over a set of finger paints to a zoogorella
0:32.0	and let them slap up these feral,
0:34.0	center block, mural of news that is my segment.
0:38.0	Meanwhile.
0:42.0	You got to drive that train.
0:44.0	Meanwhile, it drives the train.
0:51.0	Meanwhile.
0:52.0	Louisiana is now requiring government ID
0:55.0	to access online porn.
0:57.0	Well, that's not going to be a problem.
0:59.0	All porn users are 100% proud of the porn they choose to watch.
1:03.0	My name, Gary Roddrick, Sanderson,
1:07.0	and I want to look at nude librarians lifting heavy things.
1:11.0	So, security number 502-3.
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