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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile... Drew Barrymore Loves The Rain | New Zealand's Public Pooping Law

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile... Our good friend Drew Barrymore is the most enthusiastic weather-lover we know, and New Zealand may soon update a law that allows people to defecate in public as long as no one is watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:46.0

It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.

0:52.0

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend a lot of my time right over there.

0:58.0

Carefully harvesting the day's biggest, freshest news, vegetables, finally slicing and arranging them.

1:04.0

In a liqueurzaic casserole, drizzling it all with a fine, exerase family, coffee, olive oil,

1:10.0

then gently roasting it to perfection to serve you the glorious and velvety retro-to-wee that is my monologue.

1:16.0

But sometimes, sometimes folks, I wake up and the chipotle I broke into last night

1:20.0

scrape the lettuce out of a discarded burrito bowl, steal a carrot from a baby and punch a seagull for its pickle

1:26.0

to present the hobo salad bar of news that is my segment.

1:30.0

Meanwhile!

1:34.0

Meanwhile, there's a new trend in the world of do-it-yourselfers building your own coffin.

1:42.0

So this is either a life-affirming hobby to confront your own mortality and live in the moment,

1:47.0

or the ultimate elderly passive aggression.

1:50.0

Don't worry about canceling lunch against, son, I'll just stay home and continue building my own coffin.

1:57.0

I suppose...

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I suppose...

2:03.0

This might go faster if I had any grandchildren to help them.

2:11.0

Some people are doing this to help prepare for death, some to remove a hassle for the family,

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