Meanwhile | Celebrity Beaver, Pompeii's Rave Scene

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Meanwhile... China has the cutest puppy-shaped rock outcrop in the world, a man was busted trying to smuggle coke in his hair piece, Waldo the bull is on the loose and outsmarting authorities in Connecticut, a chubby beaver became internet-famous, Captain Kirk himself is returning to the "Star Trek" franchise, a fresco in Pompeii depicts a wild all-female party scene, and David Beckham's mother-in-law was shocked by his latest underwear ad. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:32.7	Poncho with Stephen Colbert.
0:43.7	Folks, if you watch this show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news distillery,
0:50.5	creating a distinctive wheated story mash with barley malt, which I heat to between 158 and 176 degrees Fahrenheit,
0:54.9	then for men for one or two weeks, and strained distill twice, then age and charred new American oak barrels for decades, and bottle at 95.6 proof to create the complex yet
1:00.2	silky Peppy Van Winkle family reserve 23-year bourbon that is my monologue, but sometimes.
1:05.3	Sometimes, folks, while on the run from the law with my crew of hobo moonshiners, we hide out
1:09.8	in the marsh and I jammed some mashed up
1:11.6	melon rinds and peach pits into a rusty coffee can and let it sit in the sun till I can chug the
1:17.0	swamp shably of news that is my segment.
1:21.4	Meanwhile.
1:25.5	Right there.
1:27.8	It's soothing. It's soothing. It's soothing.
1:29.4	It's soothing.
1:32.3	Meanwhile, in China, a university student set his school on fire trying to hide his inflatable girlfriend from his roommate.
1:41.9	That is sad.
1:43.2	And I have only one thing to say, girl, kick him to the curb.
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