Let's be honest, the rent a car industry is the definition of boring and the reason

can be found in the name itself. Rent a car? You don't want a friend? You want the

friend? You don't want a job? You want the job? The is always over up. That's why

we don't offer a car. We offer the car.

Hello the internet and welcome to season 213 episode 1 of Dude Ali's IK! The production

of IHR radio this is a podcast where you take a deep dive into America's shared

consciousness and it is Monday November 29th 2021. I didn't even look up what

international day it is. I think is that cyber Monday? Do we call that cyber

Monday the day the Monday after? Yeah, yeah. Seven Monday that's what it is. It always

sneaks up on me, you know. I have a lot of people complain about how cyber

Monday celebrations start early and earlier every year but this year really

snuck up on me guys but that's that's all we need to care about it doesn't

matter. We don't need to recognize anything other than cyber Monday. Jeff Bezos

is you know created holiday. Anyways my name is Jack O'Brien aka Mustache grow

a mustache your phone can I de your face that all look like an unemployed cop

it'll dominate all your Zoom calls. Chase Julia, robbers down the street, make

parents pull their kids near to their seat when you've got a mustache it's a

Ted Lasso Borat joke an eye contact broke your wife won't like you time that is

courtesy of the past couple weeks of my life living with a mustache no

very like legitimately like I can sense that she likes me less and then I

pointed out and she's like yeah I do like that's accurate. What about your

secret? They're kind of over it they think yeah they're like me because they

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