The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother,

Travis McElroy. Happy hump day, weirdos. I'm your sweet baby brother, Gryphon McElroy.

Okay. It's Wednesday. Okay, but I mean, not when people are listening to this. So, we got an email

to my brother, my brother, and me email from Lydia. And Lydia shared with us a list of 200

questions, okay, conversation starters from conversation starters world.com, okay, and the list

is titled questions to ask a guy. And the beginning of the description says, here's a great set of

questions to ask a guy to get him talking. They are designed to get an interesting conversation

started, but still keep it relatively casual. And folks, these questions are fucking bonkers.

Well, this is good, Travis, because we're just three guys being dudes. I know, right?

This show. And so, what a better way to get us going, get our sort of talk rocks off,

and to just sort of get some compost arties. And you know what, this represents the beginning

of a conversation, doesn't it? Right. And also at this point, if we're looking to keep the conversation

going, we've been going most 450 episodes. We're starting to run out of things to talk about.

So, let me ask you this question number three, you and remember, these are questions designed to

keep the conversation going, but keep it relatively casual. For big guys. Yeah. Question number three,

you wake up suddenly in the middle of the night. What would be the scariest soundie here after waking

up? Oh, man, when I'm trying to get to know guys, when I'm trying to like, you know, I've joined

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