The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the

Magenerer. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother,

Travis Patrick McElroy. And I'm your sweet baby brother, and 30, 30, 30. I'm Griffin McElroy.

A lot of busy lives. It's been a busy couple of weeks in the interim of when we've spoken to you

directly an exciting time out of a sector. And I want to say, then came up here to Cincinnati

to the Great Wolf Lodge, including the water park. I watched that fool in a wave pool.

I don't know that I've ever seen a more unhappy human being.

There was a displeasure. I experienced a displeasure.

Is it maybe because you chose a pool to swim in that kind of goes for your

exam? Is that more than a regular pool won't sort of come a choose that won't come a choose

own like a way to choose it. My daughter did and I wanted to be a great dad. Okay.

And I don't know how much you I do want to talk about one of a section related thing, but we've

got an exciting new feature here on the show where we're going to let you the listener vote

live. As we record, I'm sort of like what you want to talk about. So my vasectomy is one of the

options. Travel. What do you got? Well, I went to London for several days and I came back with

this new accent that I just can't shake. So I want to hear it so bad. Two things about that is

that the what to let me take. If I could, excuse me, if I could do two things, one, we've done

that exact thing before and two, you've already talked

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