The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advisor from the Magian era.

I'm the oldest brother, Justin McElroy, they call me, or at least parts.

I'm the middleest brother, Travis McElroy. I am the youngest brother, Griffin McElroy.

I would like to welcome everybody, all of our listeners. This is rare, we don't normally open

these doors up, but welcome to them, my brother, my brother, and me writers room.

Yeah, sort of a bit of a panic. So if you can envision like a bunch of papers like flying through

the air and some spilled coffee and there's like our interns in the corner, like, I don't know,

I don't know. I don't know. We started writing on the white board, but we just ran out of room

there. So we just started writing on the walls. Yeah, there's a doomsday clock sort of count and down.

And I show up, I'm wearing like a, you know, I got like the Steve Martin arrow through my head.

Like, is this anything? Is this anything? Man, we're in the, we're in the shit.

I'm just going to come out and say it folks. We don't know what to do about 420. I mean,

there it is, right? Yeah. We don't know what to do. We fell into this weird kind of valley where

it was both like for a long time, it felt too far away to plan anything and now it feels too close

to do anything, right? And I don't know where the window was. I feel like I missed it completely.

Like, maybe it was like during the week where we had to put up like one of the live episodes or

something like that was the week we could have planned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we just don't got it

because what we could do a bunch of weed jokes, that would be bad because we haven't enjoyed the

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