The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

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Amy, pretty, smart, smart, love, gorilla, gorilla, gorilla.

I like to tell you that it's certainly become clear to you by now. We have Don of the planet of the

apes of the fever. Yeah, we're crazy for it. New picture coming out this week, got Andy Circus,

a Caesar of course doing that mocap. Jason Clark is here, Carrie Russell, Felicity, and Monkeys in

one movie. Thank you very much. Halfway through the movie is the monkey cut her hair. Don of the

planet of the apes. I do have to, and I hope this isn't sacrilege because we do all have monkey fever.

How whack does your movie have to be before James Franco is like, sorry, I can't do that.

And also, I was in spring breakers. Like, I can't get there with you for a sequel. We can't do this

together. You want me to act with virtual monkeys? No thank you. I'm going to go kick it with Vanessa

Huggins. No thank you. A virtual Vanessa Huggins. I have a virtual Vanessa Huggins in spring

breakers. It's just, it's a man. It's a, it's a, a gaffer with a big bushy beard and he's holding

a tennis ball and he's saying Franco, look at the tennis ball. Pretend it is not touching with your

nose and get a treat. Touch it with your face. It's Vanessa Huggins face. And when you see this tennis

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