The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me, and an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. Well, I'm your middleist brother,

but for the purposes of this, I'm your youngest brother too. I'm both, I'm both brothers.

I'm the youngest. Yes, because we are without Griffin right now. Don't worry, we're not going

to do a whole episode without him. Rather than that, that would be pretty great. He's out of town,

and rather than just leaving you all hanging, we wanted to put together another best of

episode. This encompasses our 31st through our 45th episode, and there is so much good stuff.

Bramblepelt, I think is in this one. Badu LeCatin,

chin deep-inch and chillas, all the classics. I don't remember any of those bits.

I know, you know, it will just white. You're going to hear about it. But all of those were animal

based. Do we do a lot of animal based humor on the show? All animal and penis based humor in

these early episodes, for sure. Okay, nice, nice. We wanted to mention first off. We'll jump

back in with you here in the middle, but we wanted to mention right up front, we're doing a live show

in Los Angeles, California, and that's going to be on June 13th, 730 pm at the Downtown

Independent Theater. Ticket sales are going to begin May 21st. As this Wednesday, at 3 pm

Eastern, that's noon Pacific, and you are not going to want to miss out because they are

going to go fast. There's only going to be about 200 tickets available, and they will go fast

because we're doing a show with Jordan Jesse Goe, Double Bill explosion. It's going to be huge,

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