The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

So everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and then fight show for the modern era.

And we are celebrating today. No more human interaction for a year.

Yay! Yay!

We did max of the safety of my show. We did max fun con. It was great. We did E3. It was great.

I'm done. Was it? I'm done talking to everybody. I know max fun con was great.

I don't believe you when you say that E3 was great. Okay, max fun con. It was great. I did E3. It was

so did you guys have a good time at max fun con. Max fun con was amazing. We made so many new friends

and there was a man who had a play of sausages in a hot tub. That's really the only thing I took away

from the entire weekend. Jesus, guys. Did you not do like any of the, like I went on the

spelunking session? You went on a spelunking session? Yeah, I went on a on Ashcon's spelunking

session. It's called it was called Ashcon Subterranean Adventure. Subterranean on the late night.

Yeah, it was really nice. We went down a deep inside of the mountain and we fought, we fought

more people. Is that where you brought back a sword that was glowing that had some runes etched

on it? It was an etched-rooned glow sword that lets me know when there are either mole people or

podcasters nearby. So that bitch was going full blown. The whole weekend. I did the Steve A.G.'s

lazy river session and I ended up at the bottom of the mountain. I don't know what happened and

it was terrifying. It was not lazy at all. Now, the tricky thing about my etched-roons sword

is that John Hodgman is both a podcaster and a mullman. Right. So I didn't know whether to strike

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