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🗓️ 23 April 2012
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby. |
0:44.7 | Live from Coachella, it's hologram. My brother, my brother, me, we're made of light 2012. |
0:52.3 | That's the same as the tour, but also we're holograms. Hello everyone, beep, boop, boop, boop, beep. |
0:57.6 | I've secretly been a hologram this entire time. You are made of light, |
1:04.7 | and as a result, you know Tupac. Yeah, me and Tupac hang out. We were both made of light and ghost |
1:12.0 | magic, and we both performed at the Coachella stage, but you couldn't see me very well, because my |
1:18.8 | light wasn't turned on very bright. Oh, that sucks. If you look really closely at the videos, |
1:23.3 | you can see me in the back, and I'm just like viciously seawalking. The problem that Tupac ran |
1:30.8 | into, hologram Tupac ran into, is he was out of time reversal cubes. That is a joke about that. |
1:39.3 | That is a time traveler group that like literally two people, and they're both on the show with you. |
1:46.7 | But it's a hologram game, you see. Yeah, my boy Rick Dyer, creator of Time Traveler, the |
1:53.1 | hologram game. Let's maybe let's try new goofs. Am I the only person that when I hear Coachella, |
1:59.4 | I always just assume it's an Italian liquor. You are the only person that does that. I think |
2:05.8 | most of it are in the loop on Coachella, right? I don't know what Coachella is. I did not know this |
2:11.1 | until a couple days ago, my roommate pointed it out. So Coachella, they had the weekend lineup, |
2:18.4 | which for two weekends ago, and then they brought that same exact lineup back, the same exact |
2:24.0 | schedule for this last week, for this past weekend. What? They did two weekends of identical Coachella's. |
2:31.2 | Why? I guess it's so big that they can't fit at all in one Coachella. But do you think that like, |
2:38.0 | imagine being a musical actor, it's like, all right, let's do this whole same thing again. And also |
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