The Michael Berry Show

Jim's email. We were talking about oh here we go

We were talking about pizza delivery. This is comedian

Andrew Norelli and well Jim was saying that he delivered pizza for years as he knew I did as a second job. He said in all my years I was only

propositioned once. Some woman opened the door wearing little to nothing and

asked if I'd like to come in and help decorate the tree, quote unquote.

It was the Christmas season.

We both knew that she wasn't looking for a tree trimming.

There was a couple that would order a pizza

and when you got there, one of them would open the door while the other masturbated in view of the

driver I guess that was their kink the store manager banned them from

further deliveries everybody's got a pizza delivery story.

I've even had the easiest jobs and still they drove me nuts.

I used to deliver pizzas, even that was frustrating because sometimes people would forget they ordered a pizza

Yeah, they'd get to the door and you'd be like how did you forget look at you what you're in your boxers your place is a mess your high if I. If I were you, I would just always assume I'd just order to pizza.

Just look around, you gotta know one's coming.

My friends to this day will still ask me too. They'll be like, well, did women never invite you in?

I was 19 and made $6 an hour.

Yes, it was an avalanche of hot sex and Roma.

Yes, oh, man, as soon as I saw the Papa John's hat,

the clothes came right off, that was it.

It was just...

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