Hello everyone and welcome to this town hall where I am campaigning to

officially become the mayor of Sleeptown, USA.

Along the way I will make several political promises that I may or may not honor, but come

on you can trust me.

I'm a politician after all. This for me is the beginning of the campaign trail for me.

The trail itself is not that long because I'm going for mayor, not president after after all but from here I have to do the normal rounds go to a couple

elementary schools read some books to some kids go to some retirement homes, and go to our local college campus.

I thank you for allowing me to use this platform to try and win over your vote today. Allow me to start with

posing this simple yet very important question. What do I want my mayor to do for me and my community? This is the

foundation of any mayoral campaign, because ultimately it depends on what you, the voter, determines

is the true function of a mayor. What are the policies and services that will be implemented in order to help me live better, more

prosperally, more prosperously, excuse me, so on and so forth.

In my opinion, and at the base of this campaign, is the idea that a mayor should help improve your life in a meaningful way.

Add to your quality of life, add to your happiness without imposing laws and rules that are contrary to that goal.

My campaign and my approach is a three-pronged itemized step-by-step approach to helping you live a better life.

Item one is more sleep.

Item 2 is better sleep quality.

Item 3. Less stress to induce deeper and better sleep.

I know the residents, the resident sleepies of Sleepy Town

are mostly concerned about diminishing quality sleep, which has led to a reduction in life quality.

This is why I've come up with this plan to directly combat that reduction of sleep quality and time.

When polled, 98% of you mentioned that sleep quality is the biggest concern in a totally unscientific study that I have decided but once again just go along with it.

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