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🗓️ 29 March 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. |
0:03.4 | Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:06.1 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. |
0:11.2 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. |
0:12.2 | I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. |
0:14.6 | Jordan Morris, boy detective. |
0:17.8 | The final day of the Max Fund Drive is upon us and we are joined by perhaps our oldest |
0:24.1 | Max Fun pal from Stop Podcasting yourself, Dave Schumka, our oldest friendship, David. |
0:31.6 | Sure. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, of course I'm only 19. |
0:36.6 | Yeah. |
0:40.5 | That's why you have that tight bod, Dave. |
0:44.8 | My tight bod, my tight bod, my, just a lot of questions about what's going on with my bod. |
0:46.0 | Hold on. |
0:51.1 | Is this why I've been buying you beer constantly? |
0:58.4 | Yeah, but I haven't been wanting to let on, but I am 19, but I am one of the oldest friendships in the podcast. |
1:01.4 | You met me when you were two or whatever. |
1:04.0 | No, I was two. |
1:05.1 | Wait, what were you? |
1:05.7 | Yeah. |
1:06.5 | We were there in the, in the, we were in the delivery room with your mom. |
1:10.2 | As she pushed you out, we brought you into the world and we'll take you out of it. |
1:16.9 | In 2004, I was born in the same year as Napoleon Dynamite. |
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