No Jumper.

Coolest podcast in the world.

And today, I'm having to sit down where the guys got one of the craziest stories

that we'll probably ever document on this channel.

We've got Maddie Boy in the building.

How you feeling, man? Oh, man. I'm happy to be here, man. I appreciate the opportunity. For sure. Yeah. No, I'm happy to have you here, man. You're something of a street legend out here in these streets, huh?

Yeah, hell yeah.

Thanks.

Yes, sir.

Damn.

You're hyped to be here.

I like it.

I can fucking feel. Yes, sir. Damn.

You're hyped to be here. I like it. I can fucking feel the empty, bro. He's hype, man. That's sick. Yeah, I feel like it's an honor, man. I mean, this shit's like the ultimate platform, man. Damn, I appreciate that. No, I mean, I fucking, I feel like this is probably a shared emotion for me as well because I'm just, I'm very intrigued by your story. We don't get to have a lot of tough white boys on here. Oh, bro, I was saying that. I was like, this is the first time. You know what I mean? You ain't ever going to have another person like me on here. Maybe, maybe some of my people might follow afterwards. Okay. We did have a very scary six, eight white guy on here, Garrett at one point, who, I got to give it to him. I think he might have been the first really intimidating white person I ever had on here. I don't know if I've seen that. So maybe I could recant on my statement. Maybe I'm the second one.

Shit, okay.

But, all right, so let's just like start from the beginning.

Tell the whole story.

You're from Northern California.

Talk to us about where you're from.

Yeah, I'm from Rodale, California. It's a, man, Rodale's a tiny-ass town, bro.

And in Contra Costa County, it's like population 10,000.

But, bro, a lot of stuff.

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