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Berner Phone

Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art of judging roast battles, how he fell in love with his girlfriend who lived in a different state, and being a good looking comic.

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0:00.0

You guys welcome to Heaven just kidding you're in hell it's burning in hell you know where you are it's a hot one today

0:16.4

I have one of my new friends Matthew Bruceard he just waved and we are filming as well

0:22.5

Matthew thank you for coming thank you for having me do you ever go by like Matty?

0:25.9

No no my my best friend in college was was Matt as well it's like oh it's gonna be a

0:31.9

tear for whoever gets Matt who gets Matthew's like no no I'm I'm Mattie I'm like well

0:35.5

that was my last choice so I'm glad you chose that so do you go by Matt ever I

0:39.7

do I do I respond to either okay cuz I got no one's gonna help me Matt oh

0:43.2

interesting and I think my dad did and then my mom I think calls me Matthew

0:48.3

when she's mad at you does she call you Matthew? No she's a stubborn dominance

0:54.2

Matthew I have my my best friend I've had a lot of friends I'm Matthew my best friend

0:58.3

growing up was Matthew Garcia and she I remember his mom a Matthew Stephen Garcia

1:03.7

when he was in trouble just in case I could have been someone else in their home

1:11.1

but I I think I first met you I met you oh okay I met you I was at the

1:17.4

seller with Nikki yeah oh my god this is crazy you guys was that that night oh

1:22.6

my gosh so everyone knows Caroline Callaway got in this podcast and we we

1:28.3

actually have the same manager now which is fun we're doing fun things and Caroline

1:31.8

invited me for dinner I'll give you the background on this night and we talked

1:35.6

about our horoscope set our futures everything you'd imagine she gave me a

1:39.8

flower she's very into flowers and then I got a text from Nikki just saying like

1:45.4

hey come by when Nikki shows I love Nikki she's been so kind of supportive and

1:49.9

influential in my comedy career and ever not then she's like

1:52.3

they come out and say hi she's the best coolest cool so I set it out loud I was

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