Matteo Lane: Pro-Horse. Anti-Horse Girl.

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Matteo Lane (Netflix, Colbert, Inside The Closet Podcast) drops some seriously hilarious opinions on the pod this week. We get his thoughts on horses and horse girls, Alice in Wonderland, and Avril Lavigne. Most importantly, we discuss what coming out is really about. Ashley has a date with a horse girl (Trigger Warning: horse girls get ROASTED). Gara gets off to hearing about their partner's past hook ups. To our horse girl fans: we love you Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	My favorite scene in every airbud movie is this and I
0:03.5	Granted I've only seen airbud once in a theater. I was like eight is just the coach
0:08.9	Flipping through some manual as if every coach just has the manual of soccer and then like three quarters of a way through just stops and says
0:18.5	There's no rule that says a dog can't play all that is airbud
0:30.0	Hey
0:34.2	Hey guys, I have tickets live for the outdoor show in Boston to come see my stand-up go check out my Instagram if you're not already following me or get on my
0:43.1	mailing list all this stuff is
0:46.1	Available on my website and whatnot and also a little audio note for you another quarantine episode
0:51.9	So bear with us. We mixed it for you sounds pretty good, but I just wanted to give you the heads up
0:57.7	We're scrapping it. We're scrapping it happen. No sound board today. I'll speak them with my mouth. Yeah, make the sound boom boom boom
1:07.8	What an amazing what an amazing guest we have today on we're having gay sex. Yeah
1:14.7	We have no sound board today. So we're making the sound
1:17.0	Sorry guys. We are having gay sex. We are in the apartment. We have
1:21.3	Mateo Lane. Oh, yeah on the podcast today truly someone that I did nothing I could get really
1:27.9	You get that sounds like I'm a slut, but I'm like
1:31.8	But that's we love that on the podcast you do
1:34.9	Mateo Lane
1:36.7	Probably most well known for your Netflix the comedy lineup
1:40.2	I made it up the papaya stand-on six
1:42.8	That
1:44.8	Guy code which I know is not the most recent credit
1:48.8	I did girl code and guy, but that wasn't really that show ended up just being me and Nicole buyer asking if we could sit with each other to do all of our segments together
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