MATT364 - Magicians Make Me Uncomfortable Because I'm Not Allowed to Tell Them to Do It Over and Over Again Until I Figure It Out
The Ten Minute Bible Hour Podcast
Matt Whitman
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There may be nothing in the world that is more of a recipe for failure than trying to |
| 0:12.8 | explain somebody else's joke, but I'm going to do it anyway. |
| 0:16.7 | There's the comedy sketch show on Netflix, it came out a couple years ago, it's offensive, |
| 0:21.2 | it's funny, the insert that is clamor here, we've all got different tastes, different things |
| 0:26.0 | are funny, different thresholds of defensiveness, make good choices about what you watch, whatever |
| 0:31.5 | we can all get along, it's going to be fine. |
| 0:33.7 | There is this one sketch that they do on the show where Tim Robinson, he's an SNL alum |
| 0:39.6 | and another SNL alum, what's their name, Cecily Strong are together as a couple and they |
| 0:46.0 | go out to a club and there's a magician there and the magician is asking for a volunteer |
| 0:51.8 | from the audience and Tim's like, oh, me, me, me, and he calls Tim up there and then he |
| 0:55.8 | clowns him a little bit, he's like, all right, where's the ball, nope, it's in your pocket, |
| 0:59.0 | how'd they get in your pocket? |
| 1:00.0 | What do you do when you lie into me? |
| 1:01.9 | It's just how those things go and it's uncomfortable as those things always are uncomfortable because |
| 1:08.9 | I know for all of you, it's like clowns, clowns is a big thing to be afraid of now, I have |
| 1:13.1 | no fear of clowns, I don't know, they just are what they are. |
| 1:18.1 | Magicians on the other hand, horrify me and not because I think they're going to sneak |
| 1:21.3 | into my room at night and murder me or hide in the gutters around my street and abduct |
| 1:25.6 | children. |
| 1:26.6 | No, they horrify me because they're walking social awkwardness, they put everybody in |
| 1:31.0 | an uncomfortable situation where if you don't get tricked by it, nope, it's not a trick, |
| 1:36.4 | it's an illusion, Michael. |
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