Hello there, slow going? I don't need to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks so I'd appreciate it if you

would distract me. Sorry I don't suppose you could have speed things out. Look if you're in

such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Who did I? I have some rope up here. But I don't do you accept my help since I am only waiting

around to kill you. That does put a temper on a relationship.

But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.

That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to word.

I hate it with him.

I could give you my word as a Spaniard.

No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

Not that any way you'll trust me?

Nothing comes to mind.

I swear on the soul of my father, the Mingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.

Throw me the rope.

Why does that seem funny? It's not hard, right? It's because everybody's always

used to get lied to and what scenario would you be more likely to lie to someone

in than about helping them up a cliff so that you can then fight them to the death and a sword fight.

It'd be far easier to just send them further down the cliff.

The whole scenario is really funny there in the Princess Bride too because surely Inigo could just find some rocks or something

and throw him down at Wesley's head while he's trying to climb the wall but he doesn't.

They're having this civilized discussion and what should be a serious debate about life and death instead is really a little

commentary on oaths and swearing and when you can believe somebody and when you can't in society.

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