MATT117 - I Will MAKE it Legal!
The Ten Minute Bible Hour Podcast
Matt Whitman
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2020
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I used to think the Star Wars prequels were the worst. And then the Star Wars sequels happened. |
| 0:12.6 | Now I don't really know how to talk about the prequels anymore |
| 0:14.8 | because they seem so innocent and pleasant and fun. |
| 0:19.1 | Now, whatever the case, the one guy who was definitely having a hoot |
| 0:22.0 | the whole time in the prequels, really all of them was Ian McDermott? |
| 0:25.2 | Am I saying that right? |
| 0:26.2 | He's a guy who played The Emperor. |
| 0:27.8 | Well, we didn't. He's the Emperor and then he's like The Emperor because he has these two different roles and is surprise he's the bad guy all along |
| 0:34.4 | and he's always yelling about stuff and going crazy and when he's doing political |
| 0:38.4 | things he famously says I think it's in episode one, I will make it legal. |
| 0:43.6 | And I think what he means by that is, like, I am the law, |
| 0:46.5 | I can do whatever I want, and because I have the power to make things legal, |
| 0:50.0 | if legal is what you really need to feel good about the crazy things I'm going to do |
| 0:55.3 | with my creepy monster face and my lightning hands. Cool yeah I mean obviously I'm |
| 0:59.6 | going to do things that are completely evil here but if legal is what matters, yeah, I got that for you. |
| 1:05.5 | Here, let's move some paperwork around or whatever and we'll bribe a couple of people and we'll have a couple |
| 1:09.5 | votes and we'll call it legal. |
| 1:10.5 | There, but stop me if you've heard this one before, but it turns out that |
| 1:14.1 | morality and legality are not actually the same thing. The one doesn't make the other |
| 1:19.6 | and the other doesn't make the one. Morality is this whole other better thing and |
| 1:24.8 | legality sometimes just happens to correspond to morality. Then a whole lot of |
| 1:30.2 | other times it happens to correspond with as you know regardless of political |
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