Hey everybody. We're going to be doing the normal Bible thing here in just a minute, but first I want to talk about something

that I understand is a little bit of a departure from what we normally do but it'll

only take a minute and it is something I'm really excited about I've been working

on a side project with a couple of friends for the last little

while and I'm pretty pumped because it's about to launch and I'm hoping that maybe you all

might want to get in on the ground floor.

It's not a YouTube thing, it's not a Bible thing,

it's not a podcast thing.

It's actually an energy drink that I think is going to be awesome

and it's going to catch on.

It's called ZAP with two peas and I actually worked out the

formula for it myself. It's made up of 10% real fruit juice like people actually

went out into fields and picked actual fruit so you know it's good for you it's all natural about 25% of the

drink is made up of metallic tap water from my house additionally I got a gigantic

crate of expired maple syrup that's about 20% I threw in some mulch and then a substance we're calling

horse pulp for lack of a better word and then the remaining 35% is just liquefied chlamydia.

My friend who's kind of into medical things but is not technically a doctored this and he said it will definitely give you energy is likely to cause chlamydia

in most people who consume it and that the horse...

I almost got through it.

That's like the fourth time I've tried to do this.

I mean obviously there's no energy drink. I'm never going to invent an energy drink.

But it's the worst sales pitch ever, right? And the reason we all know that it's the worst sales pitch ever is because when you're trying to sell something you don't tell people about how horrible the thing that you're trying to sell is or about the horrible things that it's going to do to them. You tell them all the things that are great about your thing and you

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