Matt Walsh - Golden Hand Job

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dandenrand and Jay will share sales of folks
0:06.8	So unaware they lacked in racing
0:08.8	Sometimes choose the might be chooseful
0:10.8	Make the new breaking down each epic fail
0:13.6	And thought of there's half price bail
0:15.6	I'm happy to say they
0:17.6	You didn't make this dumb
0:20.4	Don't listen to our podcast random
0:23.2	With cost, our man damned
0:25.2	And heard, don't be a jerk
0:27.2	Just let your feelings go
0:29.2	Funny it's where I've done it
0:31.2	Take you down
0:33.2	Stick around, make a sound
0:35.2	Underdown and stop people tout
0:37.2	Guys, ferrity crafts
0:39.2	Close that feel as good as the day at the beach
0:41.2	We know we have all the ferrity
0:43.2	Close and they are backed by their
0:45.2	Guarantee of quality
0:47.2	Summer starts with ferrity
0:49.2	Look good and stay cool with effortless
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