Matt Lieb Has Never Seen E.T.

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Matt Lieb Has Never Seen ET, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle is joined by comedian, writer, and more-doer Matt Leib to take on what Matt is pretty sure ET was probably about. Put on your tin foil hat. Matt and Kyle are also joined by Todd Sklar! After many interruptions for Kyle’s puppy, they read the script, and play some rousing Never Seen It Games. Enjoy! Chicago! Come out to our live show next Thursday, September 30. Details at kyleayers.com/shows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Autopilot Order.
0:01.7	Now, informal.
0:02.9	The strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through that takes over the entire body and mind
0:07.8	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:11.5	Related phrases.
0:12.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:14.6	The Autopilot Order at McDonald's.
0:17.7	Serves from 11am, subject to availability.
0:19.8	The new £5 meal deal from McDonald's.
0:22.8	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken,
0:24.8	medium fries,
0:25.7	four McNuggets and a medium soft drink
0:27.6	for guess what?
0:28.5	That's right, £5.
0:31.4	It's not called the £5 meal deal for nothing.
0:34.9	From 11am.
0:35.9	Not available on delivery.
0:36.9	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:38.3	Participating restaurant's subjects availability.
0:40.3	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
0:49.3	this is never seen it.
0:53.3	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
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