Because it's a certain level two of like, I've been on a plane that divert it and land it. Because somebody got sick and then started like, I guess just puking everywhere. Okay. In their seat because they were like, we got to land. This is a hazardous waste problem now. If it's in the seat, it gets bad. Actually, one of the last flights we were on, it's only took about five minutes for them to fix, but we're now cruising

altitude. Everyone's pretty chill. Some people are asleep. I'm awake. I see the pilot

pops out of the cockpit, goes into the bathroom, walks out of the bathroom, and then you'd see

him from the back trying to jiggle the cockpit door open. Get the freaking thing open and away.

Okay.

I'm just going to keep my eye on this man because, like, at some point, we're going to need his ass in there. I'm sure there's a co-pilot. I don't know this for a fact because it's not like I really paid attention when I got on the plane, but he's trying to be quiet about it. But you see him whispering to the flight attendants. They're kind of shrugging like, man.

Then the one flat attendant walks briskly up the aisle does whatever she does and back they eventually got his ass in

there but the whole time and then there was a couple other people spying this with me so we're

we're kind of smiling like this is happening funny but on the other hand at some point we got to land

this bitch and i would much rather him be in the car. And how did he lock himself out? Oh, look. It might just be a sticky door. It might be. I don't know. I think something did go wrong. I don't think he was confident. If he's got a co-pilot up there, like put that thing an autopilot and just, you know, Sparta kick that damn thing open. Maybe the co-pilots just messing with them. But we're thinking maybe the co-pilot can't get it open either.

That was... like put that thing in autopilot and just you know what we're saying that guy just messing with them but we're thinking maybe the co-pilot can't get it open either that was

my thought tripped we're at an impasse bro so when i flew back from uh houston this last trip all right

uh there's basically it was a half empty flight and i had some extra points i'm like you know what

i can upgrade to it's a business class i'm going to do you know what? I can upgrade to business class.

I'm going to do this.

I'm in the first seat in business class on the aisle.

Okay.

Perfect.

Except for the douche had to sit beside.

Wow.

Oh, now this guy, premier story.

No kidding.

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